![]() There is little on this Earth more galling than surviving the harsh wastes as Indiana Buckington, adventurer extraordinaire with a billion charisma points, only to break your neck after tripping on your own shoelace and respawning as sweaty neckbeard Joey Slothman (complete with all the charm of a shopping trolley in the public pond). Random character generation does admittedly add more tension to proceedings than I first thought it would. I was enjoying Downing Street to Canada up to a point, and by “a point”, I mean fifteen minutes in. Maybe the toilet paper craze struck again (yeah, remember the time we thought that was the craziest thing we’d see all year?). Your first trip out has the number you’d expect to be near the likes of a supermarket, but then on the next visit there’s enough of them there to fill a third of London. The combat is simple enough, just hit the attack key and back away for a few seconds when your character starts to tire out, but the number of zombies nearby increases with each new level, almost ridiculously so. Let’s not forget that there’s plenty of those hanging around. Along the way you collect resources, add NPC friends to your travelling group and level up your character’s qualities, eg. The zombie apocalypse has happened in some assuredly inevitable way and you take control of a random citizen who is attempting to reach safety in Canada. And it’s always worth to fund independent game designers, even if it is just used to pay for EA’s protection racket.ĭeath Road to Canada doesn’t have a story it’s a very fill-in-the-blank scenario and it’s all summed up in a three-sentence text screen. ![]() Sounds like an interesting enough concept, I pondered. A “rogue-like”, as the kids are calling it these days.” ![]() It’s a pixel-art zombie survival – no, wait, don’t jump! It’s a pixel-art zombie survival game where your death is permanent and you’re forced to start right from the beginning again should you be overwhelmed by the hordes. Either give me some good games to play or I’m throwing myself off of this cliff. I’ve taken the position of the dog who’s not sure if its owner’s hand even contains a biscuit after all. ![]() You tease good games, then try to pawn them off for full price when I can get them for at least half the cost elsewhere. This week, Morgan further plans for the zombie apocalypse via video game, despite the fact that he would no doubt be the first one to die. ![]()
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